You just can't make this stuff up

[Dustdevil]

It's really just a shame that this has made such a splash in the media.

But hiney sight is 20/20. And the more I think about it, the more I think the county should just plop... I mean drop the hole thing.

Come down off of their porcelain thrones and turn the other cheek.

But who am I kidding? They'll probably sewer.

[JakeEMTP]

Sounds is if she was have a bidet. The prosecution should be reamed for ring-ing this to this stage. I believe their entire case is circling the drain.

[Lone Star]

Well, after we dump the facts on the table, we can clearly see that she made an ass of her self by stealing the toilet paper. After her lawyer is done voyeur-ising the facts, I hope that she can just wash her hands of the whole smelly affair, Butt, I somehow doubt it....

[Richard B the EMT]

As we all know, no job is finished until the paperwork is done.

[BAYAMedic]

In my experiance with forest service that low bid Toilet Paper is John Wayne Toilet Paper, No offense Dusatdevil, Rough, Tough, and dont trake no $hit off no one

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[chaser]

Hopefully she will get a square deal as the facts of this case trickle down. Who are wee to laugh at someone else's foley.

In all fairness, it would be best for us to just let this go.

However, maybe she shouldn't get off Scott Free, depends on how you look at past precedent. Not to be a stooly, but it appears as if this is not her first theft offense. It appears there are some skid marks on her record.

[Dustdevil]

LMAO!

Just when I thought it had all been said!

[Richard B the EMT]

It seems to me, collectively, we are not watering this one down.

[ERDoc]

OK, three pages of really sh!tty puns. I think we have truly hit bottom. As I said before, we should put this hole thing to an end.

[JakeEMTP]

I don't know. I have Butt one more. This song and dance by the prosecution is reminiscent of the Zeigfield foleys.