Dustdevil in Iraq-with pictures!

[courageheartx]

chuck norris eats lightning and farts thunder.

enough said.

[spenac]

Really??? He is married? Don't tell his fiancee.

Hey leave the poor guy alone. Marriage aint all bad. After I think of something good about it I'll post it.

[vivibonita]

At first the women adored Dust, now he's married, his wife will have all the say ...

Wendy! When did he get married?? and who is his wife?

:evil: Someone has some explaining to do!!! :x

[brentoli]

Vivi gets angry;

Where will she dispose Dust's corpse?

Be very afraid.

[Eydawn]

WendyT, crazy;

gives children bad dreams at night.

Boogie man is scared.

ROFL!!!!!! Wow.... that was hilarious! Dyin over here... (and my apostrophe key is broken, sorry!)

Wendy

CO EMT-B

[Doczilla]

Wendy! When did he get married?? and who is his wife?

:evil: Someone has some explaining to do!!! :x

Holy crap. Dust, you better stay close to Chuck Norris.

'zilla

[akflightmedic]

EVERYONE,

I can not lie or hide anymore.

Everyone must know. He is having my AFghani love child. We hooked up in DUbai on RnR and because he got knocked up, we went ahead and got married cause we are old fashioned like that. Sorry Viv, but its time you knew...

[brentoli]

Oh dear, please not now!

The truth! It's told about them.

Worlds come crashing down.

[Dustdevil]

How dare you people crap my Chuck Norris thread! :x

Okay, I have finally recovered from the beating Chuck gave me enough to post the story, and some more pics. I spent a couple of hours in the entourage escorting him around the camp. Not because I am special or anything. Just because, when Chuck Norris is around, it's always wise to have medical attention immediately available. We weren't worried about Chuck. We were just worried about everybody else, if he decided to start kicking ass.

Anyhow, he was really just a super nice guy. He had a great time too. This camp is much cooler than all the big bases the celebs usually go to. I was all set to take pics of him as he got off the helicopter, but I was expecting him to be in civilian clothes. Consequently, he was right in front of me before I realised, "Hey... wtf is with that Marine with the beard?" Here's Chuck fresh off the helicopter, right before I got my pic taken with him.

Next, it was on to the training grounds to meet a lot of Marines, as well as the senior Iraqis that help train the new Iraqi soldiers. In this group were a lot of the Marine martial arts programme practitioners, and Chuck talked martial arts with them for a long time.

Then it was on downrange for Chuck to try his hand at the AK-47. I got video of him busting on full-auto, if I could find a place and a way to post it.

After burning through a few magazines on the AK, he went over to meet a class of new Iraqi Army recruits. They were excited, but I don't think they had a clue who he was, lol. The interpreter introducing him to them was like, "blah blah blah blah Chuck Norris. Blah blah Chuck Norris blah blah blah blah..." The Iraqis get excited anytime there is picture taking, whether Chuck Norris is there or not.

Of course, I was not the only one taking pics. A film crew was documenting his every step for Armed Forces News.

The poor guy hardly had a chance to eat with the mob scene around him. Here he is posing with Marines in the chow hall.

And leaving the chow hall to convoy back to the airfield for departure.

And finally, the "autographed" pics that the entourage was handing out. The signature is pre-printed as part of the photo. I started to get him to personalise it, but I decided not to push my luck with the whole ass-kicking thing.

Good times! Now I'm just waiting for Arnold to show up!

[AnthonyM83]

Okay, I have finally recovered from the beating Chuck gave me enough to post the story, and some more pics.

Well, that's what one gets when they shoot so many pictures of Chuck Norris. No one shoots at Chuck Norris and gets away with it.