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Saw someone 2 weeks ago while on a call had on a Sunoco Mini Mart shirt with EMT embroidered on the sleeve. He asked if we needed any help, then pointed to it. I politely said we had things under control....

You should have told him to go get you a slurpie and some skittles...then tell him to follow the rainbow back to the state office so he could ask them to tear up his certification.

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You should have told him to go get you a slurpie and some skittles...then tell him to follow the rainbow back to the state office so he could ask them to tear up his certification.

LMAO @ Nate and "follow the rainbow"... =D>

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OMG....Wanker with a capital W..... A Sunoco Mini Mart T-shirt with EMT embroidered on the SLEEVE? LMAO!!!!! #-o

Geez....some people don't get it...do they?

Tinman....no, it's ok to have pride in your work....

I would say you are just fine.... :wink:

Thanks...I was worrying that I was one...

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Does it count if all the Dorm Assistants (RA's) have your cell phone number b/c the college is so lawsuit-scared that RA's are not allowed to touch anyone who's sick?

And if you have dispensed ace bandages to all your friends at various times in the year?

Uh oh..

I think I might be in this category..

Eydawn

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Does it count if all the Dorm Assistants (RA's) have your cell phone number b/c the college is so lawsuit-scared that RA's are not allowed to touch anyone who's sick?

And if you have dispensed ace bandages to all your friends at various times in the year?

Uh oh..

I think I might be in this category..

Eydawn

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ummm, yes. Welcome to the club.

PRPG

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You have your pager on, even if your not working

Umm I do, but not for "wanker" reasons. My dispatched likes to LIE and say medics are unavailable so I leave my pager on for the als channel so I can HEAR their dispatches and know for a fact that units ARE available.

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