Diarrhea

[P_Instructor]

They listen to everything but only hear what they want to!!!

Diarrhea.

http://65.55.72.71/a...6e10&oneredir=1

A little boy with diarrhea tells his mom he needs Viagra.

The mom asks, "Why on earth do you need that?"

The little boy replies, "isn't that what you give dad when HIS shit won't get hard?!"

I'm still laughing at this one!!!!!

[emtdennis]

Definitely the best one I've read today!!!!!!!

[Happiness]

Thats pretty funny

[Richard B the EMT]

The Port Authority of New York and New Jersey Police Department is looking for a stolen delivery truck, hijacked from John F. Kennedy International Airport in Jamaica, New York, that had approximately 2 tons of Viagra on board for distribution in Europe. A PAPD spokesman indicated they were looking for 4 suspects, described as "Hardened" criminals.

[DwayneEMTP]

You know, that joke is hilarious to me for some reason, but made even more so when being posted by P_Instructor....

[dstevens58]

A nursing home recommended that they prescribe Viagra along with Ambien. At least they wrong roll out of bed while they're sleeping!

[Richard B the EMT]

A nursing home recommended that they prescribe Viagra along with Ambien. At least they wrong roll out of bed while they're sleeping!

That is, if they don't sleep too close to the edge of the bed without safety rails.

As for the Ambien, someone I know crashed his car 2 miles from his home, and truly had no idea how he came to be there, as he had taken Ambien before trying to go to sleep. In another incident, some woman taking the drug crashed her car through the wall of a house at the turn of a road, and was not aware of where she was, which was 2 counties away from her home.