tniuqs Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 (edited) Rule #1:Never let suspects or patients stay together. Rule #1:Never screw over your partner. Rule #2:Always wear gloves at a scene. Rule #3:Don't believe what you're told. Double check. Rule #3:Never be unreachable. Rule #4:The best way to keep a secret ? Keep it to yourself. Second best ? Tell ONE other person - if you must. There is no third best. Rule #5:You don't waste GOOD and all remember your GOOD ! Rule #6:Never apologize — It’s a sign of weakness. Rule #7:Always be specific when you lie. Rule #8:Never take anything for granted. Rule #9:Never go anywhere without a knife. Rule #10:Never get personally involved on a case. Rule #11:When the job is done, walk away. Rule #12:Never date a coworker. Rule #13:Never, ever involve a lawyer. Rule #15:Always work as a team ! Rule #16:If someone thinks they have the upper-hand …break it! Tony Dinnozo LOL. Rule #18:It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission. Rule #22:Never, EVER bother Squint when taking a History. Rule #23:Never mess with a Medics coffee if you want to live. Rule #27:Two ways to Triage: First way, they never notice you — second way, they only notice you. Rule #35:Always watch the watchers. Rule #38:Your call, your lead. Rule #39:There is no such thing as coincidence. "The 40's are for Emergency Use Only!" Quoting ABBY . Rule #40:If it seems someone is out to get you, they are. Rule #44:First things first. Hide the women and children and cutlery. Rule #45: Clean up your own mess. Rule #51: Sometimes — You're Wrong! Edited December 11, 2011 by tniuqs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcripp Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 it's a shame not everyone follows these rules! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tniuqs Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 It's a shame not everyone follows these rules! Number 10 is the hardest to follow in my books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcripp Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 I'm fortunate enough to say that, so far, I've been able to follow that one. Not sure if my age and life experiences are a factor. However, now that I have said that...it's gonna bite me in the butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tniuqs Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 I'm fortunate enough to say that, so far, I've been able to follow that one. Not sure if my age and life experiences are a factor. However, now that I have said that...it's gonna bite me in the butt. Rule #12:Never date a co-worker. Does biting a co-worker in the butt count, just a harmless question is all . <insert evil smiley te he.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrutheashes Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Awesome rules to live by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcripp Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Rule #12:Never date a co-worker. Does biting a co-worker in the butt count, just a harmless question is all . <insert evil smiley te he.> Not unless flowers and a meal were involved. ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tniuqs Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 Ah the women of EMS ... duh as if I would expect anything less than that comment biting ME in the butt .. LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nypamedic43 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 #10 is definitely hard for me. However #18 is my motto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vorenus Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Breaking Rule #23 is going to get you into real trouble around here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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