Is there such a thing as 'Ambulance Ass'

[Lisa O]

If food affects you that much then maybe ems is not for you. Nothing worse on a call than when you have to take a dumpage and there is no place to go do it at. If the food goes right through you and you need to be able to find a bathroom at a moments notice EMS should not be for you.

9.9999/10 you will need to go #2 and you will be either stuck running a long distance transfer or doing a fire stand by out in rural minnesota with nothing but wide open fields in front of you and 50 news cameras and cell phone cameras there and you don't want to get caught with your pants down right?

Oh trust me, Ive thought about that. Hense another reason for the time. I have an appointment in late January to talk to my doctor about this. Work out what I need to do, what can be done, medications, or just a complete change in diet...

[FireMedic65]

I thought "Ambulance Ass" was boning the hot female employees in the back of the ambulance.... *shrugs*

lol why the negatives?

[Eydawn]

Ya really have to ask?!? Why do you THINK there are negatives?!

Duh!

Wendy

CO EMT-B

[HERBIE1]

If there's such a thing as Supervisor's Ass, I definitely had that for a while.

Well, as a supervisor, with all the ass chewings you can get from your superiors, it may be helpful to have a larger hind end...

[Richard B the EMT]

Re-wiring my brain, and attempting to replace good habbits with bad is proving to be harder then I thought.

Lisa, I'll presume this reversal is a typo. Also, the condition is known as "secretary spread". Sometimes, the condition is accompanied by "Dunlop Disease", as in "My belly donlop over my belt". Edited December 31, 2009 by Richard B the EMT

[Kaisu]

"My belly donlop over my belt".

well Richard - if a man has a nice set of tools he builds a shed over them....

[FireMedic65]

Ya really have to ask?!? Why do you THINK there are negatives?!

Duh!

Wendy

CO EMT-B

You people have NO sense of humor.

[Lisa O]

Lisa, I'll presume this reversal is a typo. Also, the condition is known as "secretary spread". Sometimes, the condition is accompanied by "Dunlop Disease", as in "My belly donlop over my belt".

OMG talk about a freudian slip! oh man...lol

well Richard - if a man has a nice set of tools he builds a shed over them....

bwhahahahaha

[HERBIE1]

well Richard - if a man has a nice set of tools he builds a shed over them....

LMAO

I gotta remember that one...

[Medic One]

A reply for supervisors ass coming from a supervisor.

It is best described as stinking up the car all day then having garlic pizza to try and mask the farts but the garlic gets to you so you fabrese the crap out of the seat and car before shift change to the point were our cage and headliner is pretty much covered in a perma-barrier of tacky sludge.