One for the Kiwis among us

[aussiephil]

A Kiwi was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck.

Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he

realised that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two

animal

companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus

clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the

lonely Kiwi.

Soon he leaned over to the sheep and... put his arm around it. But the

sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep,growled fiercely until the man

took

his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together

but

there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another ship wreck.

The

only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the

man

had ever seen.

She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly nursed her

back to health. When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her

to

their evening beach ritual.

It was another beautiful evening...red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and

gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the Kiwi started to get "those feelings" again.

He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and,

realising he now had the opportunity, leaned over to the young woman,

cautiously and whispered in her ear,

"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

[Kiwiology]

Dude who told you my secret?

I've heard that one before

[Chief1C]

[Richard B the EMT]

Ewe!

[Happiness]

Well that just proves it all together both kiwis and men NUN 2 SMART

oh ya and double eweeeeee