Sliding Doors

[firedoc5]

I can just see the Windex crows laughing about this one!

Windex Crows

That's about how I felt like.

[Chief1C]

You think thats embarassing Doc? Try falling down an escalator at the Providance Place Mall :oops: Not only are thoes freaking things really tall, but the mall itself is huge and always packed. Lucky for me I was already halfway down and there were no people below to slow my rapid decent or file a law suit.

In pre-retrospect... maybe this isnt something I should go telling people.

Im still waiting for a video on youtube or even better Americas Funniest Home Videos... cuz then Ill sue their a$$es and try to claim part of the winnings.

Yanno.. That would really suck. Like a Hoover. The edge of the steps always look like they're perfectly to a point, like a needle. Of course, one would also assume that they're sharp as a razor blade as well.

[Christopher.Collins]

Supprisingly I didnt suffer too much. My knees were torn up, but thats about it. I think it didnt draw as much attention cuz I didnt get hurt, just got up and laughed it off.

[Lone Star]

Did you ever notice that when something like that happens, the first thing we do is look around to see who saw us?

We don't check for potential injuries, just overly concerned with 'Who saw that?'....

[firedoc5]

Did you ever notice that when something like that happens, the first thing we do is look around to see who saw us?

We don't check for potential injuries, just overly concerned with 'Who saw that?'....

Yup, you have to know who to shrug your shoulders at and laugh with them.

[Lone Star]

You think thats embarassing Doc? Try falling down an escalator at the Providance Place Mall :oops: Not only are thoes freaking things really tall, but the mall itself is huge and always packed. Lucky for me I was already halfway down and there were no people below to slow my rapid decent or file a law suit.

Knowing MY luck, I'd end up matching the rate of speed of the escalator and be stuck in the middle of the escalator in a perpetual tumble, for everyone's amusement and dancing pleasure!