The Quote For Today

[aussiephil]

'God created Orgasms so that women could moan even when they are Happy'[/font:a228fae44c]

[aemt911]

lol aint that a fact of life

[firedoc5]

"Do unto others...then split."

[njmedic1485]

When the Elephants go to war, only the grass gets injured

[firedoc5]

When you least expect it, expect it.

[scott33]

"Never try to teach a pig to sing. It is a waste of your time, and it annoys the pig"

[Lone Star]

"What is is is, and what was is was!"

Paul Teutul, Sr (American Chopper)

[firedoc5]

"What is is is, and what was is was!"

Paul Teutul, Sr (American Chopper)

Sounds like something he'd say.

[firedoc5]

A label I once saw on some horse riding gear. " Genuine Artificial Leather". I didn't buy it.

[the_rogueEMT]

"The only easy day.....was yesterday" Matt Birdsall CPO (ret) SEAL