The Quote For Today

[Lone Star]

Idleness is the holiday of fools.

[Richard B the EMT]

A label I once saw on some horse riding gear. " Genuine Artificial Leather". I didn't buy it.

Which? The concept, or the product?

LOL

[firedoc5]

Which? The concept, or the product?

LOL

The product. It was a pair of reins.

I love to be busy doing nothing all day. (Yes, I know it's from a song, but I like it)

[Richard B the EMT]

I love to be busy doing nothing all day.

When one is busy doing nothing, how do you know when you're finished?

[Richard B the EMT]

What does a dog do on his day off? He can't lay around, that's his job!

George Carlin

[Lone Star]

George Carlin

Leave him alone! He's just learned to lick his own genitals!

Robin Williams

[firedoc5]

When one is busy doing nothing, how do you know when you're finished?

When you know you have to get up and do something after all.

ADULT:

Since we're doing George Carlin...

"You can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick."

[Lone Star]

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose..

But you cant pick your friend's nose!

[Richard B the EMT]

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose..

But you cant pick your friend's nose!

If that were true, a lot of Plastic Surgeons specializing in "nose jobs"would be out of work.

[firedoc5]

"When in doubt, fade back and punt."