brentoli Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 [web:bc0975ce79]http://www.inews3.com/topstory.php?id=447573747c446576696c[/web:bc0975ce79] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honaker Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 I am glad to see that Yoda has returned to the board and again, assumed his position on The Council of Elders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustdevil Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Who's gonna vote for me? The medics don't like me because I'm a nurse. The nurses don't like me because I'm a medic. The EMTs don't like me because I'm a nurse and a medic. The firemonkeys don't like me because, well... they're not smart enough to. The Jews don't like me because I'm African-American. The African-Americans don't like me because I'm a Jew. The whites don't like me because I dated a Hispanic. The Hispanics don't like me because I'm stealing their women. The liberals don't like me because I'm anti-abortion. The conservatives don't like me because I'm pro-drugs. The animal lovers don't like me because I eat meat. The animal haters don't like me because I like cats. The young people don't like me because I'm old. The old people don't like me because I look young. Sorry to disappoint, but I just can't see where my support is going to come from. :? EDIT: Oooh! 9300th post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Well, You could always try for the mentally disturbed vote! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firedoc5 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 You could always run as an Independent. :usa2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Plain Ruff Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 And Dust, it's above my paygrade to know who the hell to vote for. But actually, anyone who is for any type of abortion does not get my vote period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustdevil Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Well, You could always try for the mentally disturbed vote! ROFL! Now you're on to something! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retread Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 I hereby cast one (mentally challenged) vote for Dusty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiant1 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Will we get any sort of payment or government jobs if we vote for Dust? Gotta look out for my best interests of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 I'd vote for ya. You don't mince words and shoot straight from the hip. Blatenly honest and blunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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