Blonde at a fire

[certguy]

The FD was called to a working high rise fire . A blonde , a brunette , and a redhead were trapped on the roof . They're too high for ladders , wind's too bad for choppers , and forget about the stairwells . In desperation , the IC tells the truckies to break out the old rescue net . " Ah , chief , are you sure about this ???? We haven't drilled with it in years . " The IC said to do it , so they did . When they were ready , the IC got on the PA and told the brunette " jump , jump , it's your only chance ! " OOPS ! :shock: we missed . I knew we should've drilled more . That had to hurt . Not for long . The IC told his crew to get back in the game and concentrate , then told the redhead , " Come on , jump , it's your only chance ! " The redhead said , " But you missed last time !!! " IC said , " We'll make sure we catch you , we like redheads . " She jumped , they missed again . :shock: EEEEEEWWWW !!!!!! IC 's thinking " Why couldn't this happen on C shift ? Now the fire's almost to the top floor and it's the blonde's turn . Again the call to jump goes out . The blonde said , " NO WAY , I SAW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER 2 , NOW PUT THE NET DOWN AND BACK AWAY !!!!!!! "

[angelfriggie]

[ninjaemtff]

I, um...I don't get it.. :roll:

[angelfriggie]

me either

[WestSideBorderPatrol]

:-k :-k :-k :-k :-k :-k :-k :-k

Uhh?

[certguy]

You guys are kidding right ? She has the firemen put the net down and back away so she can hit the net when she jumps and she doesn't have to worry about them missing her . DAH !

[NYAEMT-I]

I am a blonde and I think that one was pretty funny.

[ninjaemtff]

I definitely did not get that from that.

[steph1030]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Britpara]

I got it Steph... But then, Im British old boy. :wink: