DwayneEMTP

Why did this make me laugh out loud? I've no idea...but as badly as I wanted to, I couldn't help it... "My friend got really pissed me today He Caught me wanking...While smelling his sister's panties. I think what made him maddest was that she was wearing them at the time. That, and that his whole family walked in an saw it too. .... It made the rest of the funeral really awkward...."

Why do we have a limit on the number of quotes that we can have in a post? Most of the really good debates take quite a few quotes if you are to respond point by point. I mean, is the City charged by the quote?

Why is it that I can't get friggin' SuperGlue to reliably glue anything, but if I drop jelly on the floor, no matter how much I scrub it, for the next three month my socks still stick to it?

Wish i was comming instead of going....but happy to be working still...

Yikes. I just pulled up the 'new posts' and see my name on every...single...one. My new clinic gig on the oil spill is terrible slow...sorry you all got babysitting duty while I'm here. Then again, it's fun , so suck it up Princess! Lets rock the forums!

You and i wake up in a psych ward using four words what would you say to me. Note if you comment you must post this as your status to see what i would say.

You go JT! Dwayne thinks Happiness may be right on the money...

You know those ads that pop up on the side of your screen for getting laid tonight? It cracks me up that there is this hot blonde with amazing cleavage and it says, "Michelle wants to chat and she lives just 2.7 miles from you!" I think, "wow, Michelle really needs to consider moving as I'm sure that she's the only white chick in that village..."

You know those people that you meet once in a lifetime that....well...are just different, in a really good way? That would be Birchie to a T... (In my profile pic) Love you Birchie...see you soon brother!

You know what I love about this quote, is the line, "One merely has the wish to soothe"...Because in my experience, that is truly all that it takes. If you wish to soothe, you don't have to be educated, experienced, or even be a little bit good at it...it's as if a little bit of your time combined with the honest wish have the power to get it done... Pretty cool.... "If with kindly generosity One merely has the wish to soothe The aching hearts of other beings, Such merit has no bounds." ~...

You know what I wish? I wish that someone would invent something, like, maybe a lotion or a spray...and it could, say, magically, block the sun sort of! See? So that when you run around in a boat on the Gulf of Mexico on a beautiful 75 degree day the sun wouldn't fry your face off... Is that so much to ask?

You know, I just received my company review, and without speaking with any of the people that I'm tasked with caring for, in fact not a single person in any role on my site, it was determined that "due to your near constant bad attitude and unwillingness to make any effort at cultural sensitivity it has been decided to extend your probation period." Yeah, whatever. But that got me thinking about the quote below, which I believe is absolutely true and I also believe that I see it happen often...

You know, I see this so much in the young generations. The need to think instead of follow, the choice to be kind and independent instead of congregating in anger, and I love it a lot. To my younger friends and colleagues, my nieces and nephews, and all of those that have made the brave decision to think differently without believing that there is only one way to think. Thank you. I couldn't be happier entrusting the world that Dylan will live in after I'm gone into your care. "We are livi...

You know, looking at another picture made me think about gay marriage, no offense to whoever may be in the picture. But that got me to thinking...the argument against gay marriage seems to be most deeply seated in it being unnatural. That sex is meant for procreation only. Are there really people that only have sex in order to make babies? If the only benefit that you can see in sex is the creation of another life, instead of the sharing and enrichment of the lives already involved....I'd r...

You know...I just went in to change my signature,(Sorry Mobes) and noticed the people that have visited my profile. It knocked me off of my chocks. I'm not fit to carry the bags of most of those folks (Not saying who, in case I have to call you a douche later) What a priveledge it is to share this time with you all...Just sayin'...