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  1. LOL. I just had a friend of mine tell me about a sign she saw... "Sexual harrassment may not be reported, but it will be graded." Good, right? :-)

  2. First...sorry that my stupid Facebook stuff ends up here. I'm sure I allowed that, but I can't remember how. Second, you are all welcome as my friends if you should be so desparate as to want to add me...

  3. This is the true joy in life - being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap; being a force of nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy. ~George Bernard Shaw

    1. uglyEMT

      uglyEMT

      wow Dwayne Mardi Grais has you making epiphanies LOL Gotta love the "beads"

  4. Say, do I have any kids on my page, or any adults who's kids might read my page? You may not have noticed, but I sometimes like to post questionable stuff...just curious. I'm almost certain that I don't, but not sure..

    1. Bieber

      Bieber

      Well, I'm still a child at heart...

  5. "What would your life be like if the only things/People that would continue in your life tomorrow were those that you noticed, and were grateful for, today?"

    1. DFIB

      DFIB

      Do you think it might be a little lonely?

  6. As I'm helping Dylan with his Lego project I'm wondering if it's still considered quality father/son time when despite my very best efforts to contribute, hour after hour, about the only words I hear are, "Um, that's not right", "I already did that part", and "Dad, I think I should do this by myself."

    1. Lone Star

      Lone Star

      No Dad, you CAN'T put that there, that's where the roof goes! MOM! Please tell Dad to go watch TV or something!

  7. Why did this make me laugh out loud? I've no idea...but as badly as I wanted to, I couldn't help it... "My friend got really pissed me today He Caught me wanking...While smelling his sister's panties. I think what made him maddest was that she was wearing them at the time. That, and that his whole family walked in an saw it too. .... It made the rest of the funeral really awkward...."

  8. http://www.chasing-my-life.com/the-komo-market-unfinished/ I tried to put together a blog post about an experience that I had the other day. I don't really know how to do that as well as I'd like. But I'd hinted at it, so I'm going to post what I have and I'll try and work out the rest later. You know those experiences that you sometimes have, that, when done, you think, "Man, that was really cool....I hope it never happens again." For me, this was one of those.. But I love it still as it...
    1. medicgirl05

      medicgirl05

      Awesome! I just spent an hour reading through your posts...learned a lot!

  9. Man, I like this a lot...Though I don't bow my head to a religion, I'm finding that some philosophies can often create the same effect. Not with demands for demonstrations of subservience, use of threats, or promises, but instead from the much simpler power of honesty and insight... “Due to attachment, anger, and foolishness, I have committed numberless mistakes in speech, deed and thought. I bow my head and repent. I vow from today to begin anew, to live day and night in mindfulness,...

  10. Latest Dylan-ism while I was griping at him for taking forever to get ready to leave the house..."Dad...You should talk in periods, not exclamation points..." What a different life we'd all have if Dylan ruled the world...

    1. scubanurse

      scubanurse

      like that a lot! May I borrow? :)

  11. One of the up sides to having a son with autism? Having someone in the household that thinks that untangling Christmas lights is one of the coolest things ever...and friggin' rocks at it.... After doing his third or fourth strand that began the evening looking like giant, green, hairballs..."There you go! Ready for some more!" I swear, hearing that is like a decor-gasm, as I couldn't hate doing it any worse than I do..

    1. Emergency Laughter

      Emergency Laughter

      How much does Dylan charge? Can you put him on a plane tonight!? I have a huge box of lights that somehow became giant, green, hairballs since last year. You know Dwayne, he could make enough money each year to put himself through college. Do you know how many people throw away working green hairballs every year out of sheer frustration? Food for thought...

  12. Holy crap Med, you found your way back here!! When are we going to expose your class to this contagion?? :-)

  13. Two roads diverged in a wood, and I left the roads and walked in the stream, and that has made all the difference. Andy Brown

  14. Two roads diverged in a wood, and I left the roads and walked in the stream, and that has made all the difference. Andy Brown

  15. Two roads diverged in a wood, and I left the roads and walked in the stream, and that has made all the difference. Andy Brown

  16. believes, while not admitting to the consumption of alcohol as that is not permitted here, that mixing tequila and whatever that pink Gatorade shit is, might not be a good idea for your palet...just sayin'..

  17. Richard retired? At your young age? Good God...Fire is truly going to the dogs now...

  18. Why do we have a limit on the number of quotes that we can have in a post? Most of the really good debates take quite a few quotes if you are to respond point by point. I mean, is the City charged by the quote?

  19. And why can't we just be told how many that is? Why do we have to play the quote lottery by making our post first and then be told that it has too many?

  20. I mean, did someone at some point put like, 4000 quotes in their post and it crashed the electrical grid on the easter seaboard or something?

  21. You go JT! Dwayne thinks Happiness may be right on the money...

  22. k_emt13, how about an update on your job in the thread you started? Would love to hear how it's going...it sounds like you're miserable! :-)

  23. No worries brentoli....relax, take your time, it'll be a breeze..

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