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More than you wanted to know, at http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a980911a.html
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8, 8, 8.... begging for attention does not become you....
But that's what we volly poegods do!
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What name shall we come up with for those of the members of service who think that 15 years of doing volunteer EMT-B work makes them trauma surgeons?
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we work in a system, where we should rely on each other to reach our goals: Transporting patients to definitive care, and performing appropriate and helpful interventions on the way.
Paragods are the ones who will walk in, disregard any other healthcare provider, and only address the patient. I know I hated it when I called for ALS and was promptly ignored. Anyone can do an assessment, right?
"The eye cannot say to the hand, 'I don't need you!' And the head cannot say to the feet, 'I don't need you!' On the contrary, those parts of the body that seem to be weaker are indispensable, and the parts that we think are less honorable we treat with special honor. And the parts that are unpresentable are treated with special modesty, while our presentable parts need no special treatment. But God has combined the members of the body and has given greater honor to the parts that lacked it, so that there should be no division in the body, but that its parts should have equal concern for each other. If one part suffers, every part suffers with it; if one part is honored, every part rejoices with it."
That's from a page of a whole prescription pad addressed to the residents of the Times Square of the ancient world, Corinth, composed by a certain Saul of Tarsus, who used the handle "Paul" online.
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If you find yourself unaccountably feeling bad about yourself as a result of interacting with a person to whom you meant no harm, you may have encountered someone suffering from narcissistic personality disorder. This book
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/074321427...ce&n=283155
does nice job explaining how these folks operate and what to do about it. Not a perfect account, but very good. The author's explanation is that some of us when growing up are not taught to negotiate the inevitable experience of shame that starts when we are toddlers, the age at which we learn to differentiate ourselves from a world that it often more powerful than we are. Normal development includes screwing up, feeling bad, and being soothed by caregivers in a balanced way. Individuals who are either brutally shamed by adults and then left to their own devices afterward, and individuals treated with the other extreme, that is, those who "can do no wrong," consequently never learn to "manage" the shame that is part of every child's and adult's life at one time or another. Because they cannot tolerate it, they often very skilfully "offload" their shame onto those around them. In order to feel up they must put someone else down. (Sound familiar?) One way to do this is to become proficient (or at least licensed) in techniques that make others dependent on you, like, uh, emergency medicine -- but not only emergency medicine; there are jerks in every department of life, as we all know, and emergency medicine mostly attracts people for the right reasons I hope.
A paragod sounds like a narcissist using a badge (a stethoscope can be a badge) as a shield against awareness of his own imperfection. Contrary to popular belief, this character is suffering not from an inflated sense of self, but rather lives in constant horror of being found out to be a crumb-bum, hence the posturing.
2500 years ago a fellow set out on a quest to acquire wisdom, and he found frauds and ignoramuses in all the professions. Then,
"At last I went to the artisans, for I was conscious that I knew
nothing at all, as I may say, and I was sure that they knew
many fine things; and here I was not mistaken, for they did
know many things of which I was ignorant, and in this they
certainly were wiser than I was. But I observed that even the
good artisans fell into the same error ... because
they were good workmen they thought that they also knew all
sorts of high matters, and this deceit in them overshadowed
their wisdom; and therefore I asked myself ... whether I would like to be as I was, neither having their
knowledge nor their ignorance, or like them in both; and I
made answer to myself and to the oracle that I was better off
as I was."
That was Socrates, who so annoyed the paragods of his day that they executed him. So please be careful.
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How fortunate that squads volunteering wisdom are still uncontroversial. Beautifully said, 8.
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$20,000.00 sounds reasonably inexpensive for such a tool
especially when compared to http://www.babycenter.com/costofchild/
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But did anyone say "Do not try this at home"?
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Uh, "somebody" didn't say that, because "somebody" didn't even notice that. Looks like "somebody else" did, though. I know a lot of NEMT test-takers who would love that kind of speedy response, and maybe even that degree of accuracy.
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112. Include enough funny items in a long list to force people who should be doing other things to read them all for fear of missing a laugh. Grrrr. :wink:
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Or:
Catch us while you can.
Or:
Still warm? Call us -- we're hot!
Or:
Stop us before it's too late.
(I think that last one applies to me.)
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Or if there are any dual-function ambulance/hearse rigs still operating:
"At your service -- one way or the other!"
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Is there anyway a company can do a motto well? Can a company motto actually come off not being tacky?
How about:
Dying to go for a ride?
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Here's the deal: In case of acute dysrhythmia, dysrhymia, and/or morbidly excessive gravity, make a donation to EMT City earmarked "Emergency Poetry Treatment Fund." When a critical mass of income has accrued -- that is, in about 350 years -- I will split the take with the site, leaving a generous commission. All merchandise and service "as is."
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In the time I have to spare,
I crave homage and respect.
And because I love to dare
Get tricky things correct,
Because both well and sick
Need rapid transport once per while;
Because I get a kick
Reducing others’ bile;
Because in the odd hours
While normal folks are sleeping,
Instead of candy, flowers,
I offer antidotes to weeping.
And because I like the edge,
And being treated like a hero,
With or without a badge
The fee I charge is zero.
I worry, though! They say
I’m putting good folks out of work;
On call both night and day,
I’m acting like a jerk.
They say depressing salaries
Is what I’m doing best;
I’m robbing folks of calories
To indulge my social zest.
You think I ought to quit
Supplying goods for free?
Even when thanks come quite a bit
More than I’d hoped to see?
You think I’m stirring up bad will
Unless I charge some money?
You think I ought to send a bill
For making folks feel sunny?
Okay, I know: First do no harm,
Regardless of how good
Some find my work. My name as dirt?
No. I’ll do what I should.
From now on, no more freebies;
I take too many jabs;
I get the heebie-jeebies
Being numbered with the scabs.
You want my expertise and skill?
Like any good commodity,
Henceforth you’ll get with it a bill;
I’m through being an oddity.
Higher standards, solidarity,
Dignified and fair;
Instead of playing charity
Where giving isn’t care.
I’m done donating what should cost;
I’ll charge, and you’ll know I’m
Retrieving decency I lost
On inadvertent crime.
Pros in a field I joined for fun
Who have resented me
Will gladly learn I’m not the one
To work without a fee.
I trust all are relieved to know
I’m taking down my shingle;
I’ll no more blush from feeling low;
My face will cease to tingle.
I’m turning in my tools of trade.
…Well, there’s really only one,
And it’s not meant for first-aid,
But rather verse and pun.
That is, I’ll stop this selfish game
Of writing words for free;
I’ll stop the race for glory and fame
And start to charge a fee.
Auxiliary cop or emt,
Philanthro-firefighter?
I’ll no more donate lines to thee;
My heart’s already lighter!
A volly poet? Nevermore!
The pros have changed my mind,
If you want laughs, come to my store
And buy my verses rhymed.
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Ah, rebuttals, or at least explanations.
1. I learned to point at my wrist when asking a stranger what time it is on a noisy, busy city street so that s/he wouldn't mistake my question for "Do you have a dime?"
3. The original thought was "Eat your cake and [then] have it." Outside emesis, wishful thinking.
4. The original thought was "...last place you would look."
5. True love. Your neighbor wants to make sure you benefited from the view and is ready to explain what you missed.
6. At the supermarket, Sam runs into the lawyer who lives next door. "Say, George, how are you?" "Fine." "George, how much do you lawyers charge?" "Three questions for $200." "Wow. That's pretty steep, isn't it?" "Yup. That'll be $200."
7. You're right.
8. "What the Hell" is exactly what some people may have in mind.
9. You're right again (So what else is new?)
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I happen to feel that the degree of a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the number of conflicting attitudes she can bring to bear on the same topic. -- Lisa Alther
Topic hijack! Topic hijack! Well, not really, since your funnies rely on your signature. Well, not your signature, Lisa Alther's signature. Well, not even Lisa Alther's signature.
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." -- Aristotle (384-322 BC) Okay, back to rulership.
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The guts it takes to post a post!
You haven’t done your topic search?
They’ll fry you first, and then you’ll roast.
(Your question’s hanging in the lurch.)
The guts it takes to post a post!
You haven’t first asked Mr. Google?
You’re only asking them to boast
How wastefully you fret the frugal.
The guts it takes to post a post!
Your spelling’s off? Some grammar lost?
Mispunctuating? Thought you’d coast
On our indulgences? At our cost?
The guts it takes to post a post!
Typed all in caps? Fuhgeddaboudit!
Your fortunes here have turned to toast;
You and the keyboard you rode in on, routed.
The guts it takes to post a post!
Your topic strayed in some wrong forum?
You may as well have been a ghost
For all you’ll see of our decorum.
The guts it takes to post a post!
You’re safer rushing into fire,
Bullets, high voltage, a rocky coast
Than the City and its members’ ire.
The guts it takes to post a post!
These pros who handle healing
Will triage-tag you black before most
Folks would ask you how you’re feeling.
The guts it takes to post a post!
No room here for the wary;
You’ll quickly, properly be dosed,
With cures so strong, they’re scary.
The guts it takes to post a post!
And the only way to win
Is learn, learn, learn; become a host
And welcome newbies in.
Wishing us all a therapeutically Foolish April. :wink:
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Spelling error corrected, Now are you satisfied???
Well, I for one had thought it was intentional, so I was satisfied then and am satisfied now. I'm easy!
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the headaches they are causing me.quote]
Is no one going to start asking SAMPLE questions? What kind of response time is this?
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My question would be, how exactly do you "dessicate" something to someone?
Thanks for the sentiment.
I took it to be his nice way of trying to tell someone to dry up, and to which a response could be, Thanks for the sediment.
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No.. this was his own doing...
Then if this is the irony column, I guess I'll submit a slogan bitterly devised by someone I knew in pharmaceutical advertising -- "AIDS: The only disease that matters."
Can't We all just get along?
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Yet another reason to hold stabilization: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4566319.stm