Michael

Trauma?

What does that say about gold-diggers?

And the difference? I'm not saying there is none, just want to hear another view.

How long? What happens when it gets hot if the business end isn't in close contact with a living organism? What happens if you keep it on when it's hot? Thanks. I'm learning a lot.

Someone asked this on April Fool's Day and the whole thread was deleted.

323 pounds, but 7 feet tall

Using all organical ingredients, instead of the candy-canes I made half with whole almonds and half with the citrus peels, cherries, cranberries I learned to candy. I'm sure pistachios and the like or sugared sparkles and jimmies would do. Worked just like on TV! Coconut oil instead of shortening flavors it nicely. Better living through chemistry. Remember to make dentist appointment for January.

You're not helping! Take that!

Arky, thanks for your response, and please note that I specified "for personal use" and included a link to testimonials of people who say they've used it to repel non-ems-related bears, wolves, and burglars. If it does all that, why not keep one on hand when one's bazooka is in the shop, and for that matter why not give cops the option to use it instead of tasers or bullets? spenac, thanks also for your response, and that's why I ask. But $110 + S/H seems worthwhile if it really stops aggressors the way it describes plus locates the key you dropped in the dark. Someone stop me before I spend!

Product description here. Testimonials here.

Getting the seal drunk, however, would make it a tight seal.

So long as you ask nicely, you can get the seal whether you're drunk or not.

"Non-Essential Employees?"

And congratulations on slipping 10K mostly* excellent posts past my attempt to guard the borders! :thumbright: * :wink:

The visual, man, the visual. For someone who's been so quick to admire beauty wherever he finds it... And anyway, unless you're a full-blooded Native American, someone posed for that video on your behalf. :-P

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Now there's an idea!

Fixed.

Welcome! Hope you stay and continue to contribute well written posts like the above. You've obviously won over some of the most valuable pundits here. For example: I'd go one step further, and send a PM to Admin asking him to delete all your references to poisoning your coworker, as well as references to it in others' posts. Why? Because you've also disclosed the identity of your workplace, where, through no evident fault of your own, you already seem to have an enemy. Your description suggests the problem will not disappear and may intensify. Venting publicly about identifiable opponents invites retaliation, and you've made it easy for someone to frame you for a crime you joked about, with permanent consequences. We don't want you to have to be telling a jury "But it was a joke! I would never do that!" after your pal at work, or one of his pals, actually does spike his coffee and then points to you. Whether or not you take my advice, again, Welcome, and do realize that everything you write on this board and in the places to which your writing here links may be read and used against you. It's happened before. And we'd prefer to see you achieve the goals you wrote about so nicely!

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That also might describe a few Heads of State.

A seasonal disorder.