Another blonde!

[Britpara]

A man was running for a lift (elevator to you yanks! :wink: ) and he stuck his hand in to stop the doors.

The doors opened. Inside stood a blonde.

He said "Good morning! Which floor are you going to?"

She responded "Third floor."

He pushed the third floor button, plus the fifth floor for himself.

As the lift started moving, the man struck up a conversation and asked the blonde where she was going.

She said "I'm going to the blood bank on the third floor. I donate blood once a week for $10 to supplement my income."

Then she asked the gentleman where he was going.

He responded "I'm going to the sperm bank on the fifth floor. I donate sperm there once a week for $50 to supplement my income."

The next week the same scenario happened. He stopped the elevator doors with his hand, the doors opened and the blonde was standing inside. He smiled and greeted her and asked if she was going to the third floor.

The blonde responded in a garbled tone "No. Blifth bloor first."

[DeMolaydrummer09]

That is absoultley entertaining. I think I found one of my new top ten jokes.