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Lifes a bitch, then....


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Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the

living room and I said to her,

"I never want to live in a vegetative state,

dependent on some machine and

Fluids from a bottle.

If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.

She's such a bitch......

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