THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE:

[WendyT]

THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE:

Living on Earth is expensive,

but it does include a free trip

around the sun every year.

How long a minute is

depends on what side of the

bathroom door you're on.

Birthdays are good for you;

the more you have,

the longer you live.

Happiness comes through doors you

didn't even know you left open.

Ever notice that the people who are late

are often much jollier

than the people who have to wait for them?

Most of us go to our grave

with our music still inside of us.

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day,

how come nothing is free yet?

You may be only one person in the world,

but you may also be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun

to only make once.

Don't cry because it's over;

smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons:

some are sharp, some are pretty,

some are dull, some have weird names,

and all are different colors....but

they all exist very nicely in the same box.

A truly happy person is one who

can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Have an awesome day, and

know that someone

who thinks you're great

has thought about you today!..

"And that person was me.".....

Working for God on earth does not pay much,

but His Retirement plan is out of this world.

[emt-b_wa]

those are pretty good. Why is nothing free at wal-mart yet?????

[Richard B the EMT]

If Wal-Mart keeps lowering their prices, won't the time come that you get paid by them for buying the item?