Safe to smoke at a gas station?

[Michael]

vapors and nylon stockings...deadly

You know Michael, I'd like to come to your defense...

No defense needed, thanks:

Vapors - A name for hypochondriasis, spleen, or depression of spirits. [Thomas1875] Archaic - 1. Exhalations within a bodily organ, especially the stomach, supposed to affect the mental or physical condition. 2. A nervous disorder such as depression or hysteria. [Heritage]

Fetish - (from French fétiche, from Portuguese feitiço, from Latin facticius) is a natural object believed to have supernatural powers, or in particular a thing created by people that has power over people.

When you're sad, you're sad is all; no shame attached.

[Michael]

I thought it was the actions of the person inside the stockings.

That too:

[medic0180]

You know, against the strongest behest from my mother, my uncles taught my brothers and I how to put cigarettes out in a pool of gasoline when we were little. If only I had known. IT COULD'VE BEEN MY NAME IN THAT ARTICLE!!! So much for my 15 minutes of fame... :?

(Yeah, I know. My family's a little weird. But I wouldn't trade 'em for the world.)

[Richard B the EMT]

Michael, I had not even thought of that version. I was thinking of some femme fatale.

[kyle308]

you are all wrong the mythbusters did this and yes cigarettes will start a fire cell phones will not, and if you rub nylon stockings fast enough they can spark too.

[Michael]

I was thinking of some femme fatale.

"We want names. If you refuse to provide us with names, you will be held in contempt of Congress."

[MedicNorth]

The moral of this story - gas should be pumped while naked and empty-handed!

Especially if you are a femme, because nylons can be fatale!

[Michael]

This thread has been LoJacked!

[Richard B the EMT]

"We want names. If you refuse to provide us with names, you will be held in contempt of Congress."

If I told you, I would have to kill you.

[Michael]

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