CILILIAN AND EMS FRIENDS

[itku2er]

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk

EMS FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs

EMS FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.

EMS FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

EMS FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that shit was fun as F**k!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

EMS FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your pussy.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

EMS FRIENDS: Steal each other ' s stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.

EMS FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

EMS FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that ' s what the crowd is doing.

EMS FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

EMS FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.

EMS FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.

EMS FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

EMS FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste..That's alcohol abuse!!!"

(Happened last night!)

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

EMS FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

(Proved right again)

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

EMS FRIENDS: Will say "okay just one more" and then 2 minutes later okay just one more".

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

EMS FRIENDS: Will knock them the F**k out!!

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."

EMS FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will ignore this

EMS FRIENDS: Will repost this

[JCorr05]

lovin it!!

[Asysin2leads]

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs

EMS FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up

True story:

At a going away gathering for one of my former coworkers, in the middle of the festivities, my cell phone rings and I unwisely answer without checking the caller ID. Its my dear sainted mother on the other end. So, I try to make nice semi-coherent small talk with her and extricate myself from the debauchery that is occuring. Unfortunately for me, the rest of the party realizes who is on the other end. This prompts the female dispatcher to come up behind me, and in a pitch perfect breathy seductive voice go "Come on honey, come back to bed already..." right next to the mouthpiece of the phone. I think I just said something to the effect of "Ummm... I gotta go...", which of course didn't make the situation any better, and I had a lot of explaining to do. Friends can be such a mixed blessing.

[marie695]

How true your post is Terri, how true!!!!!!!!

Marie

[emtannie]

Terri, What makes your post really funny is that some of my EMS friends have really done those things for me!!!!!!

EMS friends will return to the station L&S so that I can fix a nail that I broke on the call..... (OK, didn't really happen, but at least they offered!!!!)

[safetynett]

Annie, all i know is you're one of the best friends I could ever have.

Safety

[emtpsaveu911]

Awww i think im gonna...

... :pukeright:

j/k 8)

[windsong]

EMS FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

(Proved right again)

I like what Ems friends says, cant remember who owes what to whom and the fact they care.

I like Asysin2leads, would like to have been there in spirit, when he was trying to explain this one to his mom. :wink:

[bbbrammer]

So very true. Are we a predictable lot or what?