Duck joke

[paramedicmike]

A duck walked into a pharmacy and asked the clerk for a box of condoms. The clerk turned around and asked, "Would you like to me to put them on your bill?"

The duck, horrified at the question, replied, "What kind of duck do you think I am?!"

This has been your lame attempt at humour for the day.

-be safe.

[JPINFV]

Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms. He uses weather ballons.

[Rezq304]

Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms. He uses weather ballons.

:bs:

[PCB]

I just love this.

Ya gotta love a good duck joke!!

[itku2er]

:sign5:

[emt-b_wa]

EH Sure if you say so

[SuperKoopa]

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately, he never cries.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Although I hate 80% of the crappy cliched Chuck Norris jokes, I liked those two.

[Eric]

guess it was not a duck from canada