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9 Things I Hate About Everyone


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9 Things I Hate About Everyone

> 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know

> where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch

> when I ask where the toilet is?

>

> 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room

> for the T.V. remote but they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the

> channel manually.

>

> 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".

> Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

>

> 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it

> is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people

> do this? Who and where are they? I wanna Kick their asses!

>

> 5. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?". No Loser,

> I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

>

> 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me

> a choice there, did ya sunshine?

>

> 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then

> there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then

> there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

>

> 8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest

> damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

>

> 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come

> yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

I had to share this with you guys feel free to add your own THANKS JOE FOR THIS IN EMAIL......it made my day....just something to make life a little more interesting.....hun?

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Hmm... These are good...funny...

How about...

10. After telling someone something, they answer with, "Seriously?", or "Really?"....No...I'm just feeding you a line of crap because it amuses me to hear you ask that...

xoxo

8

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thats some good stuff right there..

on another note, 8 has THE coolest avatar..EVER! lol

Thanks t_Pritchard06. Some people don't like him 'cause they say he gives them a headache. I like him. He's a pill (a capsule)...just kinda hangin' out and lookin' for a place to happen... I think he's cool... :D

xoxo

8

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"did you forget something?" no dumbass, i was reeeeally fast. heeeeeeere's your sign.

"woah, did you hit something with your car?" nah, i went to check the oil, and all of a sudden; it just crumpled like that.

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8...isn't that capsule similiar to the Prozac Capsule... that's what I always think of when I see it... makes the flailing arms make sense to me.

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How about when people say, "Not to mention X", then go on to discuss it?

Then you say, "I'm an EMT, and I think you have an acute case of apophasis. Or maybe it's paralipsis. Anyway, I'd have it looked at and taken care of soon if I were you."

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