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Ah nude? Yes. Public? Yes. Arrested? Nope, ran too fast.

But anyone who wants to skinny dip in the Pacific Ocean off the coast of Washington State on New Year's Eve better be able to run fast. :lol:

Let's see... the person below me has lost track of what day of the week it is more than once.

Day of week, my name, my wallet, my keys, my pants, my laptop, my phone, my ambulance, my car in the mall parking lot...

Yep....once or twice...

This person eats pizza with a fork and spoon (I never understood this)

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YouuuRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! ding ding ding..... I let him eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in my bed...though...so that makes everything ok. He should feel privileged, not all broken up about it. Geez....some people are SO sensitive.

The person below me has a strange obsession with watching guppies mate, while seated in front of the aquarium naked, eating neopolitan ice cream. yeah.

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The person below me has not actually watched a sunset in a very long time

Not really. I saw a really pretty one while transporting a patient the other night.

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I would like to see a gorgeous sunset with a hottie...although I might not be paying attention to it....

The person below me has a pair of porn star shoes to have sex in...

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Not really. I saw a really pretty one while transporting a patient the other night.

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I would like to see a gorgeous sunset with a hottie...although I might not be paying attention to it....

The person below me has a pair of porn star shoes to have sex in...

Yes....your porn star shoes tho....you left them at my house last night,.....:oops:

The person below me doesnt mind being there....

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I don't mind being "there" at all...in fact....I love it when I'm "there"... :) I dream about being "there".

The person below me likes to wear granny underwear hiked up to the chin.

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I don't mind being "there" at all...in fact....I love it when I'm "there"... :) I dream about being "there".

The person below me likes to wear granny underwear hiked up to the chin.

Where's "there"? My sunset pic? That's Booton NJ, and no, you don't want to be there unless you make 6 digits or going in for psych. Now, if "there" is umm nevermind....

No granny panties...I like satin and lacey hipsters/boyshorts.

The person below me wished they were at my dinner last night (see my blog for boring uninteresting details and pics).

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