THE VET

[Happiness]

The Veterinarian

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering,

the pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week!

The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.

"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.

"Why, yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and I give some of it to the church."

The pastor replied, "That's wonderful. But $1,000 is a lot; are you sure you can afford this? How much does he send you?"

The elderly woman answered, "$10,000 a week."

The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?"

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That's an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money," the pastor said.. "Where does he practice?"

The woman answered proudly, "In Nevada ...

He has two cat houses, one in Las Vegas and one in Reno"

[Kiwiology]

That is funny but now I feel bad about not putting such a large amount into the collection plate on sundays thanks a lot happiness

[Arctickat]

You can do your part by supporting your local cathouse though.

[Kiwiology]

yeah but then i'd end up at the doctor needing a shot in the bum ...

[Arctickat]

Just how does that differ from any other Monday morning for you?

[Richard B the EMT]

I tawt I taw a puddy tat.

I did. I did! I did taw a puddy tat.

Tweety-Bird

Not operational in this instance.

[emtdennis]

Loved it.....

Tis a "brave" pastor that refuses that offering considering the source.