I wish game.

[Jeepluv77]

Wish granted but the bees are gone only to be replaced with those pesky cute but flocking lady bugs.

I wish my NCLEX was over and I was an RN

Wish granted. You're an RN but the only job available at the hospital was in the "hospitality" field and you're mopping floors for $6.50/hour.

I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich.

[itku2er]

Wish granted. You're an RN but the only job available at the hospital was in the "hospitality" field and you're mopping floors for $6.50/hour.

I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich.

Wish granted you now have a grilled cheese sandwich but you dropped it down the comode while you were chasing your son.

I wish I had a vacation

[LyonN]

Granted you company is cutting back and your placed on permanent vacation.

I wish I would have been a Cop rathter then a Medic.

Edited April 8, 2009 by LyonN

[itku2er]

Granted senior year is done! Now your a freshman and, have To get a minimum wage job because rent is do, and electric bill, Gas, Water, Car, Insurance, Taxes, Food (top roman).

I wish I would have been a Cop not Medic.

Wish granted but they move you to Mayberry RFD and only give you one bullet.

I wish I had a my nails done.

[joesph]

wish granted but their so long you keep poking your self in the eye every time your nose itches.

I wish I could find Terri a nice young flight medic with no hang ups or married

[itku2er]

wish granted but their so long you keep poking your self in the eye every time your nose itches.

I wish I could find Terri a nice young flight medic with no hang ups or married

Wish granted but he is old as mud and has alzhimers....lol *but its the thought that counts JJ*

I wish JJ had everything he wanted.

[joesph]

wish granted but know I cant find it.

I wish when women farted they were as loud as men so that cant sneek them in

[scubanurse]

wish granted but know I cant find it.

I wish when women farted they were as loud as men so that cant sneek them in

granted but now every girl you talk to rips a loud wet smelly nasty fart!

Iwish I hadbnt had my 4th surgery today and my shoulder didnt hurt this bad!

[tskstorm]

granted but now every girl you talk to rips a loud wet smelly nasty fart!

Iwish I hadbnt had my 4th surgery today and my shoulder didnt hurt this bad!

granted but now you had your 59028 surgerry today and now you don't have a shoulder!

I wish for cleaner pants these are all wrinkly

[Chief1C]

Granted, a brand spanking new pair of pants.

I wish I lived in a remote, Alaskan village, in the year 1899.