Casino Blonde

[akflightmedic]

Casino Blonde

>

> Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very

> attractive blonde woman from Oklahoma arrived and bet twenty-thousand

> dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

>

> She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."

>

> With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled,

> "Come on, baby.... OU Girl needs new clothes!"

>

> As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and squealed...

> "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

>

> She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and

> her clothes, and quickly departed.

>

> The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them

> asked, "What did she roll?"

>

> The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

>

> Moral ---

>

> Not all Okies are stupid.

> Not all blondes are dumb.

> But, all men..............are men.

[scubanurse]

haha that is amazing!!!

[njmedic1485]

This story is not too far off true. I used to work in a casino in Atlantic City I remember back in the early 80's there was a male /female team that would specialize in rail theft ( stealing chips from the rail of a craps table). She was generously endowed and would flash the table while her partner would scoop the chips and run. I remember when we got hit, some of the old guys at the table weren't too upset at the monetary loss. they just enjoyed the show!

[firedoc5]

When playing cards we would refer to women dressed like that as having a "full house". I commented once that "I loved what she wasn't wearing".