Perfect Size

[Arizonaffcep]

So, there's this little boy and little girl, and the little girl asks the little boy, "What's a penis?" The little boy says, "I don't know, but my daddy will know. I'll ask him." So the little boy goes home and asks his dad "What is a penis?" His dad answers, "Well son, I'll show you"<<dad pulls pants down and shows him his penis>>"this son" pointing to it "is a penis. And for the record, this is a perfect penis." So, the next day the little boy goes to school and the little girl asks him, "so, did you find out what a penis is?" The boy says "yes, I'll show you"<<pulls his pants down>>"this is a penis, and if it this much"<<holds his fingers an inch apart>>"shorter, it'd be a perfect penis!"

[Richard B the EMT]

Why is this not attached to the string on circumcision?

LOL

[Michael]

Why is this not attached to the string on circumcision?

Well, originally it was, but for reasons of -- [choose at least one] hygiene, religious law, ethnic tradition, barbaric superstition -- it was removed. :wink:

[sirduke]

Now that's funny !

[letmesleep]

Well, originally it was, but for reasons of -- [choose at least one] hygiene, religious law, ethnic tradition, barbaric superstition -- it was removed. :wink:

LMAO!!! I think we can add to that list now........which one is "perfect"?

[firedoc5]

Reminds me of the joke of when a little girl sees a boy naked she says that now she knows why boys are faster than girls. " They have two ball bearings and a gear shift." :read:

[Richard B the EMT]

Or...

The little boy and girl are both naked, and the girl asks the boy if she can touch his penis.

"No. You broke yours off!"

[zonk7]

Reminds me of the joke of when a little girl sees a boy naked she says that now she knows why boys are faster than girls. " They have two ball bearings and a gear shift." :read:

lmfao!!!

[okmedic]

Nothing like a few penis jokes to make my day lol.