The Private Dick

[firedoc5]

Hi, My name is Friday. I work on Monday. Monday is my secretary.

One night Monday and I went to a party. I picked her up at her house. Almost dropped her and my right nut.

On the way to the party we got a flat tire. I pumped a little, she pumped a little, then we got out and fixed the tire.

When we got to the party we saw that everyone was jumping for joy. So Joy left. Then everyone was feeling gay. So Gay left also.

On the way home someone threw a brick through the car window. It hit Monday in the chest and broke three of my fingers.

Before she got out of the car I tried kissing her. She crossed her legs and broke my glasses.

Sorry, guess I'm kinda tired and punchy. :happy7:

[Richard B the EMT]

Are you sure you aren't getting a bit toasted around the edges, posting that?

[DwayneEMTP]

Hi, My name is Friday. I work on Monday. Monday is my secretary.

One night Monday and I went to a party. I picked her up at her house. Almost dropped her and my right nut.

On the way to the party we got a flat tire. I pumped a little, she pumped a little, then we got out and fixed the tire.

When we got to the party we saw that everyone was jumping for joy. So Joy left. Then everyone was feeling gay. So Gay left also.

On the way home someone threw a brick through the car window. It hit Monday in the chest and broke three of my fingers.

Before she got out of the car I tried kissing her. She crossed her legs and broke my glasses.

Sorry, guess I'm kinda tired and punchy. :happy7:

I was explaining that to someone the other day...didn't that come from an old song?