Tough choice, but I'll go with number 1. It is amazing, though, that no charges were filed in #2!?!? But maybe Kansas City is on to something... let all the idiots shoot each other. Except that, being idiots, their aim is as off as they are.
Though not funny because an innocent child was hurt, here is a sample of some of our local idiots:
Stabbed, maced woman aims for attacker - runs over child