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  1. 09E
    Load and Go with ALL pt.s, period! All this crap about onscene tx. other than O2 is a boondoggle. All we do is feed the governments corporate belly for less funding driven by frivolus costs. It's about our pt.s people. No more corporate cheese.
  2. 09E
    Oh lighten up.
  3. 09E
    FireFighters ROCK!
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    09E replied to Mediclease's topic in Funny Stuff

    Suck it! :cheers:
  5. 09E
    REMOVED -ADMIN
  6. 09E
    I would vomit and fake a seizure. R/O C-Spine on a dime, no indication of such. ABC's -123. If unable to intubate (GCS of eight) I would cric that bad boy.....like yesterday. B/L 14g wide open to begin with, one saline, one ringers. Cardiac monitor, 12-lead, BGL, perhaps hammer in some narcan. Drive with undo care and attention to the nearest trauma center (just in case). And that my friend is the Shiite.
  7. 09E
    =P~ :downtown: MMMMMMMMMMNUMBY
  8. 09E
    The person below me can blow me...... :knob:
  9. 09E
    :wav:
  10. 09E
    Our management insists on regular anal probing................ :ky: :bootyshake:
  11. 09E
    How about grammer class? :-k
  12. 09E
    Lets be fair, maybe she has a tumor growing and that would explain her hypoxia. :wav:
  13. 09E
    I don't really understand why some of us Canadians come on this site, post about what EMT's can or cannot do. I.V.'s etc. , whats the point? My education and skills may differ from yours, right or wrong, but why do the EMT's get all pissy when challenged to explain their rationale for there post.
  14. 09E
    Pussy Fart
  15. 09E
    After I left FDNY, I decided that paramedics were all that and a bag of chips! :3some:
  16. 09E
    My partner and I had an EMT student last year and during his hx of our 90+ year old female patient, he asks "Any vaginal discharge". (Pt was a general malaise call) I am looking down at the floor in the ambulance trying not to explode in laughter, and thinking, WTF did that question come from. After the call while we were going over things my partner lets into him about that question, then he says "Well I was going to ask about her period"................ :sign3:
  17. 09E
    EMT's Drive to survive!
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