I would vomit and fake a seizure. R/O C-Spine on a dime, no indication of such. ABC's -123. If unable to intubate (GCS of eight) I would cric that bad boy.....like yesterday. B/L 14g wide open to begin with, one saline, one ringers. Cardiac monitor, 12-lead, BGL, perhaps hammer in some narcan. Drive with undo care and attention to the nearest trauma center (just in case). And that my friend is the Shiite.