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Just Plain Ruff

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  1. We got things from here Sheriff Roscoe...take flash and ride off to the sunset together.

  2. Well, Brian Williams did report that they put Leonard Nimoy in a Photon torpedo tube and shot him out of the Enterprise.

  3. Went to see Brave today. Found this to probably my favorite movie I have seen this year or perhaps in the past several years. I found myself even crying in this movie and I very rarely cry in movies. I waited a long time to see this movie and I was NOT disappointed. To say I loved the movie might be an understatement. I had a great time with Liam. I highly recommend this movie to anyone except children 6 or younger.

  4. What does "Keen Attention to detail" mean on a job description on a job board?

  5. What is packaged meat trated with to preserve its pink colorartion? A. Lemon juice B. Acetic acid C. Argon D. Carbon monoxide E. Citric acid Answer to follow.

  6. What makes perfectly normal people 362 days of the year turn into buttheads for 3 days of the year? Fireworks thats what. And lets mince no words about this, if you are lighting fireworks off at 1045pm at night then you are not a butthead but an Ahole. If you fall in that category and are offended by what I just said then maybe you were up at that time lighting them off?

  7. What would happen if all the electricity just suddenly stopped? Nothing electrical worked. And it stopped working for good? What would your first order of business be? What would you do in the first 24 to 36 hours. Remember, NOTHING electrical worked. No phones, no cars, no generators that you bought for this occasion. What do you do?

    1. NewJerseyEMT

      NewJerseyEMT

      In the first 24 to 36 hours I would probably make sure that I would have some matches so that I could survive by heating food. I would also try and gather medical supplies in case of emergency

      q

  8. what would possess someone to eat their lunch while taking a dump?

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    2. Just Plain Ruff

      Just Plain Ruff

      Walked into a bathroom. Guy taking a dump. Making noises like he was cutting food in a styrofoam tray. He finished doing his business and comes out of the stall with a Hospital styrofoam tray with the remnants of his lunch. I asked him "Did you eat in there" and he said "Yes" I said "Wierd" he said nothing.

    3. thrutheashes

      thrutheashes

      ummm.....wow......yeah.....wow.covers it........

    4. Don1977

      Don1977

      Its called recycling.......lol

  9. When all is said and done, much more is usually said than done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Where have all the Ebola Cases gone? I thought we would see hundreds of cases by now if you listened to both the mainstream media, the conspiracy theories on Facebook, and just plain facebook! Just where are those massive amounts of Ebola Cases we needed to prepare for?

  11. Who felt the earthquake at 10:53 pm sat night.

    1. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      I was three sheets to the wind at that point.

    2. xstreetsweeperx

      xstreetsweeperx

      Where was the earthquake?

    3. Chief1C
  12. Whos gonna watch the movie Groundhog Day today?

  13. Why are there wheelchair spaces set aside at the top of the stairs at the AMC theaters with no ability to get wheelchairs to the top of the theaters except to pull them up the stairs all the while there are no wheelchair seating areas set aside down at the level where you walk in. At least not at this particular IMAX theater. Not sure of the rest of this theater itself but the one individual theater we were in, if you were in a wheelchair, goodluck getting up the stairs.

  14. Why did that just post 3 times?

  15. Why did that just post 3 times?

  16. Why is Jesus always shown as a white guy when he was born in the middle east? Shouldnt he be shown as a middle easterner instead?

  17. Why no live coverage of the opening ceramonies?

  18. Why when you as a uber driver you are in effect a taxi driver what is Ubers issue? You are getting paid to drive someone around so yes you are a taxi driver.

  19. Would a movie where the Aliens in the end Destroy Earth and a rag tag remnant of earthlings start a new colony and come back and kick those aliens butts make any money?

  20. Wow just wow. This girl is twisted and her dad....there is just no words for him.

  21. Wow, the NFL was serious about their penalties in the bounty for hits program that some of the teams had going on. Some coaches are suspended indefinately, others are suspended for a year and others are suspended for part of the season. The Saints lost their 2nd and third round draft picks for the 2012 and 2013 seasons. Sounds like one team is getting hit really hard. I'll bet there are more teams to follow. But you know, I don't really feel sorry for those teams and any players that p...

  22. Yep according to some....these are just a group of people fighting for their rights.

  23. You know with all these women coming out against Cosby one has to ask themselves is there truth at all to this. With this many coming out now it really looks bad for him but we need to keep in our heads that these are accusations only and have not been proven.

  24. You know you have a spoiled dog when all he will drink is Ice water.

  25. You know, there's a guy that is going to go on trial for the murder of three people at the Jewish Community Center for killing 3 people. He went there to kill Jews. His hatred has been showcased daily on the news, his hatred of jews has been shown on the news over and over again. But what is so completely ironic is that he went to a Jewish community center to kill jews and he killed 3 christians. This Hate filled man couldn't even fulfill his plan, to kill jews, he killed 3 christians, He...

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