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Lets get this party started! Post something here so we know you're alive!

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#1036 scubanurse

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Posted 05 April 2014 - 04:19 AM

Now that's a big gulp.

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Posted 05 April 2014 - 03:43 PM

That's awesome O_O

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#1038 Richard B the EMT

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Posted 05 April 2014 - 05:02 PM

How big is the bigger fish, and small is the smaller fish?

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Posted 13 April 2014 - 02:12 PM

I am still alive LOL. I have been busy with work and life in general. :)

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#1040 island emt

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 12:19 AM

After last nights drama : I thought we could use a little levity



Several days after President Obama was re-elected, he went over to see Bill and Hillary Clinton for dinner at their spacious home. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked his host if he could use his personal bathroom. 
When he entered Bill Clinton 's private toilet, he was astonished to see That Clinton had a gold urinal! Wow!
The next day, Obama told his wife, Michelle, about the urinal in Clinton's private lavatory. "Just think," he said, "maybe I should get a gold urinal, too. But on the other hand I think that it may be just a bit too self-indulgent...even for a guy like me!"
Later in the week, when Michelle had lunch with Hillary, she told Hillary how impressed her husband had been at his discovering that Bill had a gold urinal in his private bathroom.
Later that day, when Bill got home, Hillary smiled and said to Bill: "I found out who pissed in your saxophone."

And one more for our Canuckistanian friends:




Hello, is this the Police Office? Yes. What can I do for you?'
I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Jack Murphy...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there'
Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next day, twelve RCMP officers descend on Jack's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but found no marijuana.
They sneer at Jack and left. 
Shortly, the phone rings at Jack's house.
'Hey, Jack! This here's Floyd....Did the Police come?'
'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

Newfies know how to get'er done

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