HOLD THE FLASHLIGHT

[windsong]

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.

The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a

3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could

see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as

she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor

was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his

bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the

wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just

witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in

the first place......... smack his ass again.

[emt-b_wa]

Thats a good story I think I've seen it before. Oh what kids will say

[GBFDEMS174]

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in

the first place......... smack his ass again.

This is the funniest line i've ever heard a child say.

Great story

[chaser]

LOL I love that one!

I have a lot of teacher friends/family, one forwarded this one:

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, "...and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling, the sky is falling!'" The teacher paused, then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'"