**CAROLS FOR OUR MODERN SOCIETY?**

[vivibonita]

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

[skibum]

That's great

[Michael]

Depressive --- Have Yourself A Very Little Christmas/Oy to the World

Bipolar Disorder --- Nuttin' for Christmas

Substance Abuse --- Angels We Have Heard When High/The Holly and the I.V./Still, Still, Still

Munchausen's Syndrome --- Little Drama Boy

Munchausen's Syndrome by Proxy --- Children, Go Where I Send Thee

Delusional --- I Was Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

Megalomaniacal -- Don't Let It Snow

Suicidal Ideation --- Up On The Housetop

Hebephrenic --- The Friendly Beasts

Aphasic --- Silent Night

Bulimic --- Aweigh in a Manger/Dreck the Halls

Insomnia --- All Through the Night

Pyromaniacal --- Bring A Torch, Jeanette, Isabella

Alzheimer's --- Do They Know It's Christmas?/What Child Is This?

Sociopathy --- Christmas Without You

Dyslexia --- Fum, Fum, Fum

Anorexia --- I Must Be Santa!

Low Self-Esteem --- All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth Back, Please

Risk-Seeking Behavior --- Slay Ride

(* Whew * That was exhausting.)

[bbbrammer]

Where did you find those? I thought they were great. I had to share them with everyone here.

[Michael]

Where did you find those?

If you're asking about vivibonita's, I don't know. The second set was inspired by emtcity, as is so much of my reality.:reindeer:

[chaser]

Substance Abuse: On the 12th day of rehab my true love said to me...

I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas....oh crap, you really meant snow??

Depressive: I'll have a Blue Christmas without you, ....oh what the hell, it is always blue, sigh

Good King Wench-less

Anal: Rulfoph the Brown Nose reindeer

We Three Queens of...

Dementia/Promiscuous: Whose Child is This??

Paranoid: You better watch out, you better not...Why?? What do you want?? Who are you??

ADD: Deck the hal...oh forget to open the mail, hey who left these dishes here, man I have to defrost the frig., where is the remote, look at all this crap under the couch, hey whose underwear is this???

[emtpsaveu911]

Where did you find those?

vivibonita's--I found here or close variation to it:

[web:3fc4e01219]http://www.flowgo.com/holidays/christmas/index.cfm?action=view&id=9247&scid=10237[/web:3fc4e01219]