Calling the wife

[akflightmedic]

>Phone call home transcribed for your reading pleasure.

>

"Hello?"

>

"Hi honey.

This is

Daddy.

Is Mommy near the phone?"

>

>

"No Daddy.

>She's upstairs in the bedroom

>with Uncle

>Paul."

>

>

>After a brief pause,

>

>

>

>

>

Daddy says,

"But

>honey,

> you haven't got

>an Uncle Paul."

>

>

>

"Oh yes I do,

>and he's upstairs in the

>room

>with Mommy,

> right now."

>

> Brief

>Pause.

>

>

> "Uh, okay then,

> this is what I want you to do.

>Put the

>phone

>down on the table,

>run upstairs

>and knock on the bedroom door

and shout to

>Mommy

>that Daddy's car

>just pulled into the driveway."

>

>

>

>

"Okay Daddy,

>just a

>minute."

>

>

>

>A few minutes later

>the little girl comes back to the phone.

>

>

>"I did it Daddy."

>

>

>

>

> "And what happened

>honey?"

>he asked.

>

>

>

>

> "Well, Mommy got all scared,

> jumped out of bed

>with no

>clothes on

> and ran around screaming.

>Then she tripped over the rug,

>hit her head on the dresser

>and now she isn't moving at

>all!"

>

>

>

>"Oh my God!!!

>What about your Uncle Paul?"

>

>

>

>"He jumped out of the bed

>with no

>clothes on, too.

>He was all scared

and he jumped out of the back window

> and into the swimming pool.

> But I guess he didn't

>know

that you took out the water

> last week to clean it.

>He hit the bottom of the pool

>and I think he's

>dead."

>

>

>

>

>

>

> ***Long Pause***

>

>

>

>

>

> ***Longer Pause***

>

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>

>

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> ***Even Longer Pause***

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>

Then Daddy says,

>"Swimming pool? . . ..

>

> Is this 303-486-5731?"

>

[Michael]

Nice. I guess you could title it "How do you make a uncle pall?"

I'd report your post to the Forum Moderator, but I'm over my quota already.

[itku2er]

umm OK .......AK you must be bored.......have too much time on your hands over there do ya :?: :?: :?: :?:

Later

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