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*Walks to front of line and straps on bicycle helmet*

Where is the rest of the test pilots?

"Puts on my best Dustdevil face and puffs my chest"

*GRUNT* OOOOO YEAH BRING IT ON

Seriously, I'd do it just to give it a go. you'll all fix me? Right? Right? Guys?

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This caused me to think (and boy, does that hurt!), and I am now envisioning a bunch of Bugs Bunny, Road Runner, Tom and Jerry, and assorted other cartoons, where the resident bad guy attempts to gain access to a place defended by the good guy, and splats into the wall/mountain/closed window?

As Maxwell Smart always said,

Missed it by that much!

Or, George of the Jungle:

Watch Out For That Tree!
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Maybe they can use footage in recruitment videos! :) It sounds like a nifty idea that they'll need to fine tune some more. Seriously, better armor and other uses for this money... but now that they've got it going, don't just make it wasted money. Do something useful with it.

Wendy

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CO EMT-B

MI EMT-B

Like slinging soon to be released terrorists from Gitmo back to their home countries.

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They predict that they can put a man on the roof of a 5 story building in about 2 seconds. What they've failed to mention is that you spend the next 3 minutes falling into the basement!

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