Best excuses if you get caught sleeping on the job

[itku2er]

"Dude, we weren't sleeping! We were having sex!"

:twisted:

TOO FUNNY

[kevkei]

"Dude, we weren't sleeping! We were having sex!"

:twisted:

Dude, wasn't your last parter also male? :twisted:

[Rollo]

I was just checking the inside of my eyelids :shock:

[medic_9]

A guy that I work with "reads" the policy and procedure manual...then if the supervisor walks in, just says something like wow this is dry stuff but it's good to keep up to date on it or something like that.

[chazmedic]

Union break!

or

Safety nap! No really, do I have to look it up in the NIOSH reports for you?

[irish_emt_in_tx]

"No sir, I was not sleeping. I read a report on the internet that said quiet meditation clears the mind and prepares the body for readiness of action."

I used that one once. My On Duty Supervisor wrote down on a pad "Google meditation". Have not heard anything out of him since the incident.

[Just Plain Ruff]

Well I usually tell them, I'm not sleeping I'm dreaming in style

Or

"But sir, it's 11pm in australia"

[aussiephil]

doesnt everyone sleep @ work? :twisted:

[itku2er]

doesnt everyone sleep @ work? :twisted:

I would like to see me try.......I see it now .......Terri goes to sleep in empty bed...wakes up with 60 senior citizens in line........OMG the horror...... :wink:

[Medic253]

I was not sleeping I was attempting to show the student what snoring respiration's sound like so he / she would be able to identify them.