The Emo Patient and You

[Lone Star]

When Lonestar is driving his motorcycle without his boots, Birds drop from the sky, planes crash and clouds produce rain to wash away the smell.

If your boots have ever been seized by the EPA, Federal Nuclear Regulatory Committee, OSHA, FEMA, NIOSH or National Safety Council; you might be in EMS!

[tskstorm]

Well this thread didn't blow up in the wrong direction at all lol ..

[Chief1C]

Well, the nice thing is.. After a slight bout of near vagal syncope, the effect of eating a banana split (lactose int.), I have this thread to raise my BP and get some color back to my face. HA HA.

I wouldn't want to ruin my shears with your socks, Lone.. But I can prolly get eight or ten pairs of gloves on, and gloves are cheaper to replace. HA HA HA

Edited June 3, 2010 by 4c6

[tskstorm]

I wouldn't want to ruin my shears with your socks, Lone.. But I can prolly get eight or ten pairs of gloves on, and gloves are cheaper to replace. HA HA HA

Thank goodness I'm a medic, I'll let the BLS cut them off while I pretend to do some ALS type stuff.

[Chief1C]

Thank goodness I'm a medic, I'll let the BLS cut them off while I pretend to do some ALS type stuff.

We'll use your shears then.

[tskstorm]

We'll use your shears then.

I'm no fool, I smelt Lone's feet from down the road, and I hid them

[Chief1C]

I'm no fool, I smelt Lone's feet from down the road, and I hid them

Foot fetish, eh? You hid his feet? Like that lady that stole the leg?

[tskstorm]

Foot fetish, eh? You hid his feet? Like that lady that stole the leg?

I meant hid my shears

[Chief1C]

I meant hid my shears

I know, I was being sarcastic. I believe it can be seen in text.

[Lone Star]

Thank goodness I'm a medic, I'll let the BLS cut them off while I pretend to do some ALS type stuff.

And while BLS is busy treating the patient, tsk is putting the socks in a 'safe place' so he can take them home at the end of the shift. He'll never have to worry about mice in his house again!