kevbutnobacon Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 On the evening of 14 June 2006, John Thomas a retired pig farmer, was sat on the verandah of his remote country cottage gazing with awe and wonder at the star studded skies above. John was a simple man who had never married. Now retired from the dizzy world of pig farming he spent his days studying his extensive collection of Victorian pornography and his nights studying the heavens awaiting the visitation of Aliens. As he sat clutching his telescope on this particular evening, he noticed to his amazement strange blue lights flashing distantly across the fields. Putting his fears aside, he boldly ventured forth in order to confront and greet the galactic visitors. John reached the strange craft with its throbbing blue lights. He bravely beat his fists on the side of the craft and demanded " In the name of mankind I bid you welcome to Earth ! Show yourselves oh Space man !" A door opened and a strangely familiar human head appeared " Bugger off ! Im having a cup of tea you crazy old fool !" Fearing for his life John obeyed the commands of the visitor from a different dimension. The following day John reported his encounter with an Alien to the Police. The Police cautioned him for wasting their time and being a public nuisance. Once again the Authorities attempted to cover up another story of a real life Alien encounter ! Its a conspiracy maaaaaaaaannn ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief1C Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 What the heck are you smoking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizonaffcep Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 What the heck are you smoking? I don't know...but I wish he'd pass it over here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard B the EMT Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 I think he had an encounter with a "wackermobile", such as we've disected in other strings on EMT City website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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