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kevbutnobacon last won the day on September 25 2009

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  1. Ah relief - banned. No more ignorant posts

  2. I agree with two or three of your droll (?) details. A) A womans heart certainly beats faster when I am around. A Woman blinks more. Again this is true. The little temptresses do tend to flutter their alluring eyes at me teasingly in a luring coquettish manner. The little minx do try to lead me on. C) Modesty and common decency forbids me from making a comment on the size of my manhood. However, I have never had any complaints in the trouser department if you know what I mean, eh ? Sadly not all men can claim to have such a profound effect on the biology and workings of the female body as I.
  3. Duckie no matter how much a jerk someone is that is not proper. Only post negatives when a post is dangerously bad.

  4. Congratulations my dear fellow. All my life I have lived in the hope that one day somebody would break the 4 gallon barrier and create a new world record ! Mankind has produced yet another super human. Darwin, Gallileo, Newton, Einstien and Hawkins have been eclipsed by you, you big old genius you.
  5. Hey everyone, Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 has been declared Global Negative Bacon Day! Use all your negative reputation points on Kev's posts!

  6. Can a mans hair turn white over night due to fear ? Can a man be so consumed with terror that his locks fade to grey before the morning arrives ? It is a debatable subject and one I can finally claim to have witnessed. Like everyone I have heard far fetched tales on this emotive and questionable topic and I have always discounted it as mere piffle. Last week a man was lost on the remote moors near where I reside. All of the emergency services searched for him to no avail. I by chance discovered him the following morning, hanging from a thin branch above a steep craggy abyss. The poor petrified creature had been hanging all night by his finger tips, in fear of his very life. Although a young man his hair had turned white through fright during the night.
  7. Allow me the privillage to reply to your wildly absurd rant. 1) Firstly the matter of independence, you didnt beat us. History shows that we graciously allowed you your freedom on account of your questionable loyalty and fighting ability against the French, and for your skill and panache for killing native Americans. 2) The war of 1812 is a minor triffling affair and is not even recorded as a proper war such as was fought against real opponants such as the noble brave Frenchies or Spanish. Twas little more than a piffling border dispute with a minor nation. 3) Some people crueler than I may question the USA very late entry into both world wars. I however do not wish to dwell on accusations of cowardice. Suffice to say, thanks very much for the money. You saved us all from starving and freezing to death. Good on you ! Could we have a bit more ? 4) I have never once insulted or poo pooed the ability of American Paramedics. Far from it. They are the envy of the uncivilised world. I have only questioned the moral and ethical traits of the individual concerned.
  8. Your just jealous. Now back off.

  9. Your welcome. At least I can spell.

  10. I am aghast with shock and indignation ! Am I alone in thinking that the very fact you even considered taping a purile American sit-com before going on a priority detail showed a gross lack of proffessional , moral and ethical responsibility ? I will not recant my original statement regarding your actions. What is more my colonial cousin ! In England Ambulance Services are run with military precision. Between jobs we do not lark about watching television. We are given a myriad of duties, ie cleaning vehicles,cleaning the Station,checking stocks etc,etc. In England we have no time for slacking ! I can only assume your indignation has been caused by the guilt that my wise words have provoked.
  11. Your lack of proffessionalism and compassion is to your ever lasting shame. In the name of god, is a human beings life of less importance to you than learing over Hot Lips (or maybe even Hawkeye ? whatever floats your boat Sailor !) Hang your vapid head in disgrace.
  12. Yes finally done. Passed NR CBT and Skills first attempt and did them back to back days. Just think how opinionated I was as an Intermediate, is this site big enough for me as a Paramedic? <img alt="devilish.gif" />
  13. Hey man take a chill pill ! The use of hard drugs is positively encouraged here in good old England. All Emergency workers are issued amphetemines by management at the start of all shifts. They lead to hightened awareness and acute sensitivity. They also assist us to drive faster and ignore the danger, and to keep us awake during the wee small hours. If we need to chill out after a particularly harrowing night we are offered a wide range of recreational drugs, ie LSD, STP, Dope,etc to assist us to unwind. In all my long years I have never seen any ill effects to the mental wellbeing of staff due to this of this liberal and benign practice. I feel you Americans should loosen up and adopt the forward thinking practices that we enjoy.
  14. LOOK son, If a patient dont wanna travel to, or stay in Hospital ! They dont ! What the patient says goes. It matters not one jot if their loopy or living in a shit hole. The law and their human rights dictate they alone have the choice --unless they have been sectioned under the Mental health act by a psychiatric Doctor or the Police if they are in a public place and a danger to others. If they still refuse the Police will force them. So laddie remember. Keep the sentimental compassion to yourself and do what the patient wants. Which in this case is leave him the hell alone !
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