Black Testicles

[firedoc5]

Black Testicles

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an

oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears to

give him a partial sponge bath.

'Nurse,' he mumbles from behind the mask, 'are my testicles

black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir.

I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my

testicles black?'

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart

rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her

embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his

manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a

close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine.'

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and

says very slowly, ' Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very very

closely, 'Are - my - test - results - back?'

[Richard B the EMT]

Oops!

[hammerpcp]

Now that is a dedicated professional.

[pguy280]

I needed a laugh ty

[mrsbull]

too funny