Patients Allergies

[bcemtd911]

Asked patient ,what she was allergic to? She advised black pepper. When asked what happens she said the pepper will make her sneeze. .... Imagine that....

[Arizonaffcep]

So there was this lady sitting on a park bench, eating lunch, when a guy came over and sat near her. He noticed that she kept sneezing, and when she did, she would have an orgasm. He finally got up the nerve and said "Wow, that's some problem you got there. What do you take for it?"

She replied, "pepper."

[firedoc5]

Had one gal told me she was allergic to mosquitos. They made her itch.

But I have seen where people are highly hypersensitive to them though.

[Chief1C]

I always try to cheer up patients who have wrecked, by asking their allergies; and whether or not they say something, I add to it. and... Telephone poles, trees, deer, ambulances.. etc.

[firedoc5]

I'm allergic to pain. Does that count? :sad2:

[Richard B the EMT]

It does for me, Firedoc5.

It's against my religion. I'm a devote coward.