10 Things a Paramedic Shouldn't Say

[AZCEP]

Not again!

[firedoc5]

"I use to be not able to spell Parmedeck, now I are one.

[mtnmedic]

"You want some Versed to go with that?" :roll:

[firedoc5]

"Geeez, I'm so drunk/ hung over." :puke:

[medic2005]

"Get me ah.... you know what I need"

[firedoc5]

"Ewww, Yek, Gross!"

"That stinks!"

[Contadinella]

How about that "Quiz Ambulance"?

[nytrauma911]

LOL, that was funny!!!!

[AndrewSchulcz]

What is the difference in appearance between a fly larva and beetle larva? Which one eats more?

or

"Ma'am, how far along are you?.... Oh, umm, Err I mean Sir, where is your belly pain?" (as heard by a myopic coworker assesing an obese long haired man)

[firedoc5]

What is the difference in appearance between a fly larva and beetle larva? Which one eats more?

or

"Ma'am, how far along are you?.... Oh, umm, Err I mean Sir, where is your belly pain?" (as heard by a myopic coworker assesing an obese long haired man)

That goes along with asking a woman how far along she is and she says she's not pregnant. :oops: