Things not to say during a delivery.

[itku2er]

" "extra-virgin"

"Would you like fries with that?"

"Oh S$$$ its starting to rain babies!" (for twins etc etc etc.....)

[n0ssb]

Dam it's a Six Pack

[Riblett]

To the dad,

"Hmmm....he doesn't look like you very much does he?"

[Ems1997]

it does not hurt that bad. It is all in your head.............it is just you imagination.

what my dad said to my mom when she was in labor lol

[mrmeaner]

The mother of my god-daughter, while being "stitched back up", was asked if she wanted to have it done "regular" or "extra-virgin". It was a military doctor.

Had a former coworker ask the doc for a "courtesy stitch" before his wife's repair surgery. He slept on the couch for a couple nights.

[firedoc5]

You look at mom and you look at dad, then you think to yourself, "This kid is going to be born with gills."