True Friendship

[Just Plain Ruff]

'True' Friendship Enough of that Sissy Crap and dont pass it aint no stupid daisy chain bs either.

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises That actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy Little smiley faces on this card - Just the stone cold truth

1. When you are sad -- I will

Help you get drunk and plot revenge

Against the sorry bastard who made you sad

2. When you are blue -- I will

Try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will

Know you are plotting something

That I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will

Rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will

Tell you horrible stories about

How much worse it could be,

Until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will

Use little words.

7. When you are sick -- I will

Tell you to stay the hell away from me

Until you are well again.

I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall --

I will

Point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath....

I pledge it to the end.

'Why?' you may ask.

'Because you're my friend!'

Friendship is like

Peeing your pants:

Everyone can see it,

But only you can

Feel the true warmth.

[firedoc5]

I can relate. But it seems like after you hit 40 they become fewer and farther between.

[Richard B the EMT]

Per what I have been told, a friend is someone who will bail you out of jail.

A true friend will be in the cell with you, saying something to the effect of "Wasn't that a bitchin' night, or what?"?

[itku2er]

1. When you are sad -- I will

Help you get drunk and plot revenge

Against the sorry bastard who made you sad

thats my favorite

[katbemeEMT-B]

8. When you fall --

I will

Point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

Yep, I was there tonight. All my true friends laughed right along with me. Can't make better memories than that.

[paramedicmike]

Friends help you move. True friends help you move the bodies.

[firedoc5]

When playing golf, a friend will get the ball. A true friend will thow it at your head and tell you to "try again, stupid." :dontknow:

[rat115]

Per what I have been told, a friend is someone who will bail you out of jail.

A true friend will be in the cell with you, saying something to the effect of "Wasn't that a bitchin' night, or what?"?

I learned it that the true friend was sitting beside you in the cell saying "Damn! That was fun." LOL

[Richard B the EMT]

Different wording, to same end result. You say toMAYto, and I say ToMAHto.