Parrot needing to chill out!!!!

[greengoddess]

A bad parrot accidently swallows his owners viagra pill, disgusted with him the owner puts the rampant parrot in the freezer to cool down. When he returns he finds the parrot sweating. "Why are you sweating he asks him'? The parrots answers, "have you any idea how hard it trying to open the legs of a frozen chicken!!!"

[firedoc5]

That's good. :laughing6: Our neighbor has two or three parots.

[Richard B the EMT]

Must have been a different parrot...

I purchased, for a sizable sum, a talking parrot, even though I was warned he had a really vulgar vocabulary.

After the parrot called my girlfriend a whore, and me a pimp, in a fit of anger, I thrust the bird into the freezer, telling him, as I did so, it was because of his awful language.

I calmed down after 10 minutes, and opened the freezer. The parrot looked me in the eye, and said to me,"I'm truly sorry for my use of those words, as I actually do know better. I will never use such bad language again".

I said, "OK, but you will always be on probation, so do not do it again."

"I do have a question, sir, if I may?"

"What?"

"I know what I did, and why you stuffed me into the freezer. I am curious, though, sir, What did that poor turkey do?"