How to have fun in an Elevator

[unknown]

How To Have Fun in an Elevator

1) When there's only one person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder

and then pretend it isn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back

for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for the other people, but push the wrong

ones.

4) Call the Psychic hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what

floor you're on.

5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a

while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg, how's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reached to help pick it up, then

scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8 ) Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if

they have an appointment.

9) Lay down a twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask him or her if

they hear something ticking.

11) Pretend your flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits

with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "Its okay. Don't panic

they open up again."

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura

17) Call out, "GROUP HUG", and then enforce it.

18 ) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut

up... All of you JUST SHUT UP!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got

enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without

getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror,

"You're one of THEM!!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I

have new socks on."

26) Draw little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other

passengers, "This is my personal space!"

[AnthonyM83]

I knew you were a nut!

[unknown]

I knew you were a nut!

Who ME??!!

Quite frankly-- I wouldn't know what on earth you could possibley be talking about!!! ( :wink: )

[Just Plain Ruff]

my personal favorites are

1. take a spray bottle and act like you are coughing and spray the bottle. It works with sneezes also

2. Walk in the elevator and stand facing the rear.

3. Say, someone just died in here, I'm here to disinfect

[firedoc5]

And don't forget the always popular faking claustrophobia.

Show me an elevator operator, and I'll show you a guy with his up's & down's.

[AnthonyM83]

2. Walk in the elevator and stand facing the rear.

Now, did you know that 3 is the "critical mass" number for number of people who need to be facing backwards for other people to come on to do the same? Social psychology, got to love it.

[firedoc5]

Now, did you know that 3 is the "critical mass" number for number of people who need to be facing backwards for other people to come on to do the same? Social psychology, got to love it.

Uh, OK :confused3:

[iMac]

a lot of these are overlly tempting to actually try in the middle of the night when I take the elavator on breaks 8)

[Medic26]

Now I have some new idea's to try out.

[medibrat]

MOST....FUN.....EVER!!!!!

So excited to try some of these things....see folks? An understimulated brain at it's finest!

Thanx for that!

Brat :angel8: