REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

[Jess]

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!!!

I got this in an email and thought it was cute! Merry Christmas everyone!

[unknown]

Jess! YOU better believe it!!!!!!!!

Thats why all the BEST dispatcher are female too.............

[BushyFromOz]

ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!!!

Only women would be silly enough drag some fat bastard all over the world in one night, the smart guys are at home with their feet up and a beer in one hand (or hoof) 8)

[unknown]

Only women would be silly enough drag some fat bastard all over the world in one night, the smart guys are at home with their feet up and a beer in one hand (or hoof) 8)

2 Lumps of Coal for you buddy!!! And a sliced plug to the fridge so that BEER won't be cold!